...av denna fantastiska chattlogg:
<trg> so, my mom was putting in her CD with church pics but it wouldn't work on her computer
<trg> so she put it in mine
<trg> now, the last thing I watched on windows media player was hardcore lesbian porn
<trg> that got into action right away
<trg> so my mom puts in the cd into my computer
<trg> opens up windows media player
<trg> and the porn starts playing
<trg> and when I realized what was happening I was like "oh fuck"
<trg> but then...
<trg> she goes berserk
<trg> she was screaming "THIS CD HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!!"
<trg> and she took out a HAMMER
<trg> and smashed the fucking CD
<trg> it was the best thing ever
<trg> not only was I completely off the hook
<trg> you have to love the awesome displays of religious apeshit
<trg> I think if god existed, he put people like my mom on this earth to entertain us
